My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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