I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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