11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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