Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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