I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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