I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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