He is such a slut. More and more my type.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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