Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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