i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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