id be glad to
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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