Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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