PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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