I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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