I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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