I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The best revenge is premature balding
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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