Non-Jews are for practice
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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