If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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