Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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