i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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