There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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