yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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