The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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