idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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