definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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