This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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