the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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