D3 body, D1 cock
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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