I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Send help, water and tortillas.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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