found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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