You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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