no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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