I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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