girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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