literally had 100 drinks last night.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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