I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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