i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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