So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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