giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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