Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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