I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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