In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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