so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude i'm inner monologue high
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
