I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
