Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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