Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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