Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize