Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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