My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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