Quick, to the slutcave!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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