she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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