I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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