I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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