I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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