I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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