why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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