hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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