I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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